BOTY NC 1VS1 2013, Nouméa
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(Source: phrenesi)
When someone tries to talk during my TV shows
:
DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?
Fuck I just died
The number of uncomfortable dads in his crowd is alarming
(Source: tinsoftware)
So today in my human sexuality class my 60-year-old teacher brought up condoms and suggested putting them on with your mouth and we were like ok that’s a cool idea
and then he grabbed a banana and opened and condom and put the condom in his mouth a fuCKING DEEPTHROATED THE GODDAMN BANANA TO PUT THE CONDOM ON IT AND WE WERE ALL JUST SITTING THERE IN SHOCK AND ONE KID STARTED CLAPPING
When you’re in the car & your favorite song comes on the radio:
omg i’m going to hell for laughing so hard
